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Sims more like OTP puppet theatre


One Size Fits All
  • (A man comes to the counter and places two dresses on the counter: one sized XS and one sized XXL.)
  • Me: “Are these dresses both for the same woman?”
  • Customer: “Yes.”
  • Me: “Oh, okay. These are both very different sizes, so they are not likely to fit the same person. What size does she usually take?”
  • Customer: “Um… I’m not sure.”
  • Manager: “Well, does she look more like me or more like her?”
  • (Note: my manager is quite small, and I am quite big.)
  • Customer: “Um… uh… I’m sure these will be fine.”
  • Me: “Sir, because the price is marked down on these dresses they will be Final Sale, so you will not be able to return them if they are not the right size. Are you sure we can’t help you?”
  • (The customer looks around furtively, then leans in close so that only my manager and I can hear what he is saying.)
  • Customer: “These dresses are for me, actually.”
  • (My manager looks at me, and I at her, and then she turns to the customer and speaks a very matter of fact voice.)
  • Manager: “Why don’t you go try them on, then?”
  • Customer: “Really? Would that be okay with you?”
  • Manager: “Of course! Let me get you started with a fitting room.”
  • (I spend the next hour bringing this man dresses to try on and he had a lovely time! He introduced himself to me and thanked us profusely for being so understanding and helpful. He left with four dresses, all of which fit him to a tee, and he came back regularly after that.)

Anonymous asked: "have you seen this imperfectlykurt(.)tumblr(.)com/post/50714851730/darren-criss-and-publicity"

(x) Thanks, nonnie.

I hadn’t seen it before no, and I kind of wish I hadn’t at all.

That’s just, no. Absolutely not. I mean, I get that it’s that person’s opinion and all but, no. They’re saying that Darren uses his colleagues for publicity, and that is completely and utterly ridiculous.

I’m not saying that he’s perfect, because no one is. We are all far from perfect. But Darren wears his heart on his sleeve, you can feel how genuine he is. I don’t think he would ever use his friends like that, I don’t think he’d even think about it.

Darren smiles like a goober all the time in photos, not only when he’s doing photo ops with Chris at events. And if he smiles a little more when he’s with Chris, I hardly think it’s a ‘cheap shot for the cameras’.
It’s also kind of an invalid point, because there’s proof all over the place of Darren smiling this huge smile that split his face and looking at Chris like he hung the stars and the moon just for him. Bryant Park, the ice skating, last year’s Glee panel, the Cinco de Mayo party just to name a few. We also have a lot of evidence that they hang out together outside of work.

And there is no Annie debacle. We don’t know everything that happened yesterday. I’m sure as hell Darren didn’t show up only for the cameras at the after party, because I saw photos of him with Jane when she was still in her costume. That means that he saw the play to some extent.

Going to see another play when a colleague and friend is having her broadway debut is in no way Darren-like behaviour. Under normal circumstances he’d never do something like that, it was extremely weird. Especially since a bunch of people from the Glee cast was there, too.

It was overall a very odd night, and both Chris and Darren were nervous/upset by the end of it.

Darren doesn’t need to use Chris, nor does Chris need to use Darren for that matter. They’re both popular and loved by many, they have their own projects and careers that only entwine when it comes to Glee. There’s no need to resort to any kind of tactic on Darren’s part to get more publicity for himself via Chris. That’s ridiculous.

And their private lives and relationship have nothing to do with any of this. They’re in the business, they are obviously capable of keeping their work related issues and their private issues separate. I don’t think some people understand that you cannot mix this shit up when you’re in a relationship with a person that is also your colleague, and with whom your work closely.

So even if what that person said was to be true (it is not), it wouldn’t in any way relate to Chris and Darren being in a relationship or not.


yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe


chazzam:

*Quietly waits for someone to write a Eurovision au in which Kurt and Blaine are from competing countries and meet and then UST and fluff and smut and angst and then one of them moves or maybe they both do so they can be together and they raise musical babies in some beautiful European seaside village or something* 


suck-my-fruk: rebloggable version

suck-my-fruk:

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neutral-voice: degenezijde: is that the biggest guitar you could afford Alcohol is free. Guitars are not.

neutral-voice:

degenezijde:

is that the biggest guitar you could afford

Alcohol is free. Guitars are not.


ladypool:

ESC 2013 is over. CONGRATS, you survived!!!
See you next year!

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